Show me a picture of big ben10/23/2023 ![]() ![]() This guy is essentially acting out what happens when you trip out on a Guatemalan Insanity Pepper (aka the Merciless Pepper of Quezalacatenango). In an Internet jammed full of billions of sexually suggestive photos, you managed to find a unique angle. In all my searches, this was the only one where a woman actually simulated full-on intercourse with a monument. This is the only photo where someone else is happily licking Big Ben. Searching for “Big Ben sexual photos” on Google turned up this model pretending to lick the clock… and about a million photos of Ben Roethlisberger with the various women he’s consensually and non-consensually spent time with. Which is a shame, because as a guy with a giant head and large nose, I do enjoy seeing these statues as sex symbols. And I doubt any women are tall enough or have the acrobatic skill to do anything more raunchy with them. With those lips, these guys are just begging to be kissed. Maybe she’s Olivia Benson? 2 | Moai (Easter Island) Even while the Tower is being violated, she wants to hold it up. It’s a great photo - the commitment from both guys is solid, plus the colors are remarkably vibrant - that’s made even greater by, yes, some dopey tourist pretending to hold up the Tower in the background. This is the Leaning Tower rectal insertion photo I mentioned in the preamble. Here are my 11 favorites… 1 | Leaning Tower of Pisa (Pisa, Italy) ![]() Through the wonders of perspective, these DO exist. That sent me off on a surprisingly tricky search for other photos of people pretending to do various sexually-suggestive or inappropriate things to famous landmarks, monuments and statues. That video also led me to a related site showing one guy pretending to hammer the Leaning Tower of Pisa into another guy’s rectum. It’s a nice, harmless bit of subversive comedy on the unoriginality of a banal humor-lite vacation photography staple a gentler option to, say, pushing everyone off a boat who did the Titanic “I’m the king of the world” pose.īut enough about that. There’s something about a once-in-a-lifetime trip to a famous monument that just makes people want to do something risque.Įarlier this week I saw this video of a guy high-fiving people posing for photos where they’re pretending to hold up the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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